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Erik Arkay/Evinyatar
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« on: August 15, 2005, 11:12:40 am »

Wha? What's that? YOU CAN'T WRITE!?! You useless git of a Watchman! Very well! *Vince snatches the etchings from Erik and walks off*

I'll write the bloodi report meself then!


I, Vince Valentin, led a succesfull hunt into the depths of Destard! I was accompannied by that useless illiterate Arkay, recruit Ramsus Kaine and recruit Dormack Shander.



The stench of Destard is only surpassed by the cheer horror when one of those lizards crawls towards ye, so I ordered the men to stay close. Orders were followed swiftly and good at that, because pritty soon it seemed like an entire pack of them lay an ambush on us!



Luckaly we repelled them all and collected the fabuled treasure them lizards carry around. We kept slaying them till our pockets could carry no more and then retreated back to the barracks.

Once returned at the barracks we decided to donate the entire sum to the Militia. I've been noticing some recruits get equipped with dented armour so I'm sure It'll come to good use!




*Signed by Vince Valentin on behalf of Erik Arkay*


Led by: Vince Valentin - Junior Guardsmen
In attendence:
Erik Arkay - Watchman
Ramsus Kaine - Recruit
Dormack Shander - Recruit


[OOC] Erik still can't write Smiley [/OOC]
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2005, 11:25:19 am »

Hm, Watchman Arkay cannot write? Maybe a savage beating may knock some sense into that lad! A well lead hunt nevertheless!

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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2005, 01:51:12 pm »

*Anari reads the report eagerly, drinking down every detail...

Grand report Vince! I onleh wish I'd been there eh?! An' abou' Erik... jus' tell 'im 'Oo's boss... *Nod nod* 'E's a goo' lad, jus' a bit dim s'all....

Nex' toim, le' meh know eh? I'd loik teh come alon' eh?

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Anari Bahan...
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2005, 07:42:14 pm »

Bah more leather going to waste it dont take but a moment to whip a knife around the corpse and take its skin!
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