*
A Report written in a shaky hand, with several spelling mistakes, and a few paintings*
Erlayer Earlier this eve, Grenadier Corporal Erik Arkay sent me to the Orc Fort to
demmonstrait demonstrate me skills with an axe, what with me being a new Recruit. Off we went, and as we stood equipped in front of the Fort, I heard the order to charge the sods! And that I did! With Erik close behind, I attacked them orc buggers and knocked them down. No match were them for a Grenadier and an Axeman!
More than once was we surrounded by them beasts, but nay did we falter, and we hacked them down. I looked at the grand pile of Orc corpses around us, and
sujested suggested to Corporal Arkay I did: we burn the corpses, as an example to other Orcs – nay mess with Covians, lest ye seek death!
And finally, to conclude our wee Orc Hunt, we charged yet deeper into the Fort in search of a feared Orc Brute. And find it we did! After a long and
tyresum tiresome battle, we
brott brought the fiend to the ground. We had
prevaled prevailed.
*
Signed*
Glen McBrae,
Guardsman Recruit
Author