'Ello..... I is a yewish farmer, and i would like to tell ye tha' the yewish farmers are bein' opressed...... please help us
*Cries for sympathy*Just a few days ago me an' me fellow farmers was plowin' the fields when some of the Lord protectors so called "Gaurds" came by, They ain' gaurds... The're the devils servants!!!
They came up ta us an' stoll our food!!! All our long an' hard work! Gone!! Sayin' i' was needed to feed the Great army so they could attack a new enemy. We're starfin'!!!!
So we's dessided we's had anough! we grabed our's best pitchforks an' marched on stone keep!!
Our Revol' Began.
We marched all day, shoutin' our demands an' Callin' for our fellow
Gaurdsman *Coughs* peasents.
As we reached the main trainin' camp of these villians we was greated with one Sentry on his own..
So we's started our's complainin' an' demands... 'Till abou' twenty armed men apeared ou' of no where an' attacked us.
They was brutal!! They would nay listen to our's complaints! They refused ta change thin's and told us ta be thankful for wha' they give us!!
Please, Please help us!! We can' life like this!!!
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