It were a night like most other. Officer Cadet Melior had just finished her Pub Quiz at tha' Green Goblin.
Cadet Melior gave us 15 challenging questions. Or were it 16..?I won first place wit' another man who kept hecklin' tha' host an' also criticisin' mah Daidéo. Tha' hecklin' got so bad that Cadet Melior finally agreed to his arrest, ba' had to head off ter deal wit' somethin.
Palmer an' I attempt an arrest.So Watchman Sheriam Palmer an' myself took ter tryin' ter apprehend this man, who 'ad an accomplice. They took flight through a portal before we could tie 'em up. Palmer an' I followed through, first taken ter a warm climate atop a structure, an' then inter a cooler part o' tha' world. Them fugitives fled inter a nearby home an', on enterin', we were accosted by tha' owner - but came across some strange crystal-like structures. Ba' we couldn't investigate this any further as our fugitives came out o' hidin' and launched themselves through another portal.
We followed tha' criminals but I ending up losing them. And her.This time it were clear where we were... VESPER. Stumblin' out o' the portal I couldn't get mah bearin's and lost Palmer as she pursued them criminals. I ran after 'em but could nay catch up. Concerned for Palmer's well-being, I continued tha' search ba' adopted a disguise. After much huntin' around I stumbled across tha' criminals, or better.. THEY stumbled across ME.
They announced themselves as tha' Red Cloaks. It seemed mah disguise 'eld up well. Them didn't recognise me. After a lil' abuse they took me through another portal ter Britain, an' dressed me. Then took me ter Trinsic?? An' I enquired a lil' more about Palmer. This got 'em interested in wha' my true business was.
Tha' search for Palmer whilst disguised saw me bump into 'the Red Cloaks'.In a moment o' shock, they opened a portal ter Cove where we were happened upon by Watchman Palmer! She were safe. Bless tha' Avatar. I revealed mahself as a Covian guardsman an' attempted another arrest. Despite Palmer an' also Watchman Ting on duty, we could nay catch 'em. One used magic ter escape an' the other bolted for tha' sea.
Final attempt at arrestin' them criminals is made.Palmer an' I gave chase one more time but could nay make an arrest.
We tried. Ba' it nay mattered. All tha' I cared about? Palmer was safe.
Palmer thanks me fer chasin' after her, an' walks away.Serj
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