2b - Revenge of the HoundIn order t'enact the most sever'st o' revenge on t'filthy mutt there were a few bits' ah needed t'gather.
1. A Pitcher of Water
2. A Llama
3. Yellow Dye
4. A Secret Ingredient
It's important tha' I gather these in serapate places, in order t'not get any suspicion.
Obtaining the Pitcher and Water.I wen't t'Trinsic, visited their dingy Inn, booked in f'the night and ordered a pitcher of water as room service.
The Yellow DyeNext, I thought it be proper to get t'dye hidden in plain sight. So a visit t' the tailors in Luna seemed as good a place as any'.
The Special Ingredient.I had sent ou' a raven t'contacts I had in t'alchemy circles. I was after a special ingredient, tis rare and vereh much no' availabl' through proper means. I was advised t'head int' Umbra.. an' at noon partake in' a transfer.
T'package held a note, that gave me direction ont' where the Llama could be gathered.
Where's a Llama? Where's a Llama? Fuzzy Llama? Farmer Llama?I travelled through t'Yew and met wi' a hag, although a very young lookin' hag nonetheless. Charmin' lady, f'someone that lives int'woods.
Where's the Water?All this runnin' around had got me thirsty. So I had drank all t'water. I travelled t' Makoto-Jima an' refilled t'pitcher from a pond.
Y'alright Packing?I also felt it worth to note that I found four dead pack horses by t'road in Skara Brae.
MixologyI returned t'the Grenadier house t'prepare t'first part o' the plan. Mixin' the dye and t'water t'gether.
Cooking Up TroubleT'final part required t'use of an oven an' t'secret ingredient. So a trip t'New Haven was planned. This time I brought Rook in order t'do a spot o' recruitment t'legitimise t'trip.
Whilst Rook were busy, I made a quick trip t'the bakery and finished t' mixture off.
When A Plan Comes TogetherI headed o'er t'Swaggers, where I expected t'find t'hound. Whilst I waited, I joined in t'banter and chatter that took place.
Then, t'hound appeared!
I lured him int' a false sense of security wi' my charm.
An' this is where m'plan came together. I poured putrid t'mixture I made vereh subtly next t' the hound.
It looked like 'e wet himself. Very embarassing.The hound 'en lapped up' the liquid, as I suspected 'e would.
T'hound will suffer from t'most frightful flatulence f'days!
*Signed, Raven*