Criminal scum eh? Not in my town i say!Twas a dark night, and the hour grew late as ventured forth, ready for bed. It seemed like i'd been sitting by the ocean for hours, listening to the gentle waves splosh. Suddenly, i was confronted by a most horrendous sight! A chap the size of a small house was roughing up two scrawny chaps, citizens by the looks of them, taking their hard earned gold!! He was throwing them around like rag dolls, until yours truly, the one and only Vince Valentine stepped in.
Stop it, you nasty man!Halt! I yelled, but he seemed unimpressed, and came at me anyway!
Unfortunatly i was ill prepared for this brute, and was knocked to my arse.
Err, i tripped....ayeI needed a plan. A good plan. That was it! I'd use his size against him!
I positioned myself next to the sturdiest building i could find and proceeded to insult the heck out of him, until he was seeing red!
A raging bull, he charged me again, only for me to nimbly dive out of the way, leaving his huge, stupid head to crash with the solid bars of our fair bank
HoHo!With the awful man apprehended, I, along with some able bodied citizens, dragged him off to the cells, where he'll be spending a very long time.
Another criminal off of the streets, of the fair town they call.....*Whispered*...Cove
*Signed* Vince Valentine
Grenadier Sergeant
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