Report:Guard brutality

[Snudrud]

When: Saturday,11.11.06

Led by: Raiden Morana

Attended by: Snudrud,Eve,Delcarakdur.

We left the west gate in Trinsic, and headed for the moon gate. Just streching our legs and looking for trouble......



The group snailed away, and our brave hero Snudrud got tired.....





There were may great perils on the way...Bloody useless Trinsic briges,
have holes and are just so ugly!



We came to the moon gate, and it looked safe.....but of course some-one had to pushpoor,brave,handome,betterlookingthanraidenmorana,cute,lovely,green,small,
great, and adorable snurdud into the darn thing.....

This is wear the elf,Delcarakdur came...he thought that our hero had stolen his stuff!



Snudrud treid to explain, but as we all know, elves are as thick as barn doors....
They demanded something from our hero that he didnt have, so he went down fighting....Now thats guard brutality! When the silly elf discovered that the smart goblin had all his belongings in a locked chest, wich the smart little goblin could open with a lockpick, they imtimidated him to open it! How rude!As soon as the heroic goblin had opened the greedy,evil,smelly,handless,eyeless,ugly elf looted as quickly as he could! Delcarakdur stole my belongings!



When I manged to reclaim my chest, Raiden Morana began a long speech about reports....blablablabla!




I made it clear that I had understood watever he was saying......





After that they noticed my skin colour, and.....They don't like green people! They began saying that they were my superiors, saying that they were a superior race!



My brave counterattack!



Then the evil elf called me a disgrace! Racist!




Then he suggested that we had to kill noble Mela!



Then he threatend with torture! Racist!




Read this and think about it, beacuse I have a dream! A green dream! One of justice! Yes dear folk, a have a dream of a place with no racist! Think about this and share my dream!

Snudrud (this is written by a clerc, beacuse Snudrud can't write)

[Delcarakdur]

*One late night, Delc peers at the new reports pinned to the guardsmen boards as he sips from his tankard of tea*

*suddenly coughing and spewing out his tea on the floor as he reads one report*

*quickly scanning down the lines, a violent curse can be hear as he stomps off down to the dormitories of the guardsmen...*

[Raiden Morana]

*Raiden reads the patrol report and chuckles to himself*

Damn goblin... *mutters*

[Conan Darkmoon]

  A job well done Snudrud.  I'm no man lover, but ye certainly ain't the best lookin in Cove, at least you don't have maggots crawling in you're hair like most of you're nasty goblin friends.  The day you decide to be a man... erm... goblin and truly make an effort for Cove will be the day I stop makin fun O ye'.

 *Signed* Conan Darkmoon

[Teagan Grayner]

Kill me? I don't actually think thats possible anymore. Interesting report Snudrud.

Scout Corporal,
Mela.E.Arkay.

[userjosh5368]

I know Delc a long time indeed and he is correct hes been in the army just a little less than i we are not a superior race though recruit he is superior in military rank.

And stop thieving stuff bloody ask for gold if you want it'..
Unless you want your hand removing.


Oh yeah nice report

Signed
Demarian Tel'var

[Smudrud]

Fantastic report!
You really busted that elf for being a racist!
Me's always agreed you's that the elf hates us.

Smudrud

[Tyrael]

I think its all lies personally..

~*Signed*~
      Tyrael Styx, Watchman

[Kal/Mathew]

(Walks by and reads the report)

Hmm! YE da 'ave a great skill wit' yer aquirin' thin's thar Goblin. Why then steal from yer fellow Guardsman?, I beh sure ef ye ask fer somethin' them may give et ta ye. Bu' I will tell ye this, ef ye steal from meh again I will indeed leave ye wit' only one 'and loike Delc. An' ta le' ye know Elves nay thin' tha' them beh the better race, I know I don't for I beh 'alf 'uman an' 'alf elf. Well them Drow beh another thin' though.


Jess remember wha' I 'ave stated, Steal from meh again ye will beh missin' a 'and loike Delc.



Signed

                Regular Scout: Kal ShadowHand