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Jakob Stoke
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« on: June 03, 2007, 04:15:10 am »

As one of my Dragoon Apprenticeship tasks, I was ordered to clean the stables and stock it with fresh hay. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

My first objective was to obtain the best quality hay possible. The best wheat can be found near Skara Brae. Since I did not want to chance any altercation with enemy soldiers, I traveled disguised as a Tokuno peasant.

Next was the task of cleaning the stable. Horses are large animals and therefore they make large piles. After shoveling the manure out, I cleaned and the water trough and filled it with fresh water.



Lastly, I had to find where to dispose of the horse dung. I heard Vesper was in short supply of manure, so I packed a good load of it into a gift box for the new Baron of Vesper. So as to not embarrass the new Baron with our generosity, I left it anonymously.



- Jakob D'Stoke, Watchman.
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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2007, 10:07:04 am »

*Laughs* Well done partner!
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Jack Sinist (•̪●)
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2007, 10:25:56 am »

(OOC: Funny report!  Cheesy The Baron isn't Twothumb anymore though!)
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"Kyle! This is how the world works. If you want to find some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks first."
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2007, 10:54:29 am »

Well done watchman. Good report.

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Thomas Sendrich Regular Dragoon
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Hoagie
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2007, 01:58:03 pm »

Har har! Well done! You'll make a Dragoon yet!

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Hoagie Grayner,
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2007, 07:14:52 pm »

 I like how you changed out of you're watchman clothing and donned farmer clothes.  Very well played.

 
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