REPORT ON MITHAR'S MAULING
Attending:
Darath Mithar, Officer Cadet (leading)
Hoagie, Dragoon Sargeant
Falconheart, Junior Grenadier
Marcus Kobra, Guardsman Recruit (Writting)
We started at the barracks with mister Mithar informing us he was going to make us sweat, even in this winter chill. He ordered us to arm up an carry our weapons over our heads and charge off we did to the peninsular behind the barrackswhere we gave him 20 brisk push-ups whilst he threw bay water all over us! That was icy indeed and gave me a fine wake up. We then proceeded to his next station, it was en route that he fell and bummed his knee. That is to say mister Mithar got hurt and can't run properly no more, probably old bone syndrome.
We then walked briskly to the "wall of pain" some barrels that would prove to be very not fun as we had to climb them! With varying levels of difficulty we all made it to the top where we were subjected to carry out orders that tested our balance!
We gave the lake a salute then were ordered down.
We moved to the last station, the base of the hill leading to the cove town lighthouse. Here we each had a rock to carry, not roll, to the top. Along the way it was suggested mister Falconheart was a mule and that our rocks where injured peoples. We eventually got the rocks up in front of Mister Mithar's desk. I dropped mine on Mister Falconhearts heels because he wouldn't move out the way.
We were then dismissed.
Here are some sketches of the action.
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