When: 14/12/08, 3:00pm GMT
Where: Covetous
Commanding Buttons: Buttons, Mercenary
Guardsmen in Attendance:
Just Buttons..
So the archers 'ave run out o' pointy sticks and turned to the true warriors fer 'elp huh? Nay so high and mighty now are they! I'll 'elp, bu' only if it shuts 'em up! After an absolutely lovely wedding I was ready t' relax an' jus' 'ave a nice day ye know. What better a way to do so then to slay some harpies!
At first the birds appeared t' be hiding from me but as I made my way around the bend I was ambushed by the sneaky birds! They were still no match for me, Buttons, Mercenary Extraordinaire!
It takes a sharpened blade to kill a harpy, but it only takes a torch to cook one! Taking down the 'arpies one-by-one proved to be far too easy so I went further into the cave for a tougher fight! The stone ones were tough but Buttons always loves a challenge. I dispatched them and chipped away their feathers. Soon my pack was overflowing with feathers so I stuffed the gold and bird pieces into a crate I had brought along with me, it really was burden to drag through a dark cave of gian' bird-ladies!
Turns out harpies are very susceptible to flying box attacks. Eventually I decided the box was far too heavy to continue dragging through Covetous. I brought it with me threw the hordes of evil bird monsters and I made it out of that place finally!
How does one get a 300stone box back to Cove from a mountain miles away, that is the question. The answer, Kas...I promptly returned to Cove with the help of our friendly neighborhood rubbish, Kas.
Loot Collected:
6,712 Gold coins
1700 Harpy feathers
A chance to make fun of Kas
*Signed*
Buttons, Mercenary
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