Led by: Torrak Keres, Mercenary
Attended by: Tyrael Styx, Mercenary
Ordered by: Some Churchie
Targeted At: Sammy Hagar, Notorious "Hat"
What was done:
- Threw a shield at him.
- Kicked him repeatedly, savagely.
- Likely broke his middle finger.
- Dropped a table on him.
- Angered a cat then dropped it on his face.
- Knocked him out.
- Tied him to a tree.
- Slathered him with jam.
- Slathered his hat with jam.
- Pinned his hat to a nearby tree.
- Threw a snowball at him.
- Casually sauntered away.
Why:
- ???
- He was carrying illegal substances.
How:
- With astonishing skill and efficiency.
*signed sloppily*
Torrak Keres: Mercenary, Destroyer of Hats
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