Covetowne Gazette: Important Notice #1

[Linaeus]

*the entire notice is printed in unreasonably large, bold print*

The Covetowne Gazette - Currently Experiencing Ink Shortage


We're Sorry, We Know You Were Crushed

We're terribly sorry, but the past few issues of the Covetowne Gazette could not be published due to a conspicuous absence of an adequate ink supply. Sources within the Company have stated that this is the fault of one Kas Valentine. The sources failed to elaborate on this, but muttered something about a report.

*signed elaborately*
Linaeus Carolus Blackwind, esquire
Editor, Publisher, Proprietor, Owner, Writer, et cetera et cetera
The Covetowne Gazette


(OOC Note: The names in the journals in screenshots are not IC knowledge under any circumstances. This newspaper is liberally tossed about on the ground and front steps throughout town the morning after it is printed, and the stories in it are IC information. The names mentioned -in the text- may be treated as IC information.)