Kobra's Guide to the ABC

[Faden]

Kobra's Guide to ABC

When: 27/02/09, 21:30
Location: Covian Barracks

Commanding Officer: Marcus Kobra
Guardsmen in attendance:
- Faden Wildheart
- Kas Valentine

Details:

Tonight Kobra's set himself a task to train some young wannabe medics or anyone who would listen to him.

Kobra started explaining the most important and basic procedures a medic needs to understand. This is ABC

Airways

1. Check that airways are clear and free from pies and meat
2. If patient has a broken neck give their head a gentle tilt back
3. Clear all blocking items
4. If the patient is a Yewish administer poison or knife them in the heart
5. Ensure the patient is breathing

Breathing

1. Check close to the patients lips and down their chest (eh, apparently you have to check down their chest!) to ensure they are breathing
2. Fondle the patient a little to help ensure they are breathing

Circulation

1. Try see if the blood is flowing, wounds might show this
2. If no wounds are visible touch the patient to see if their heart is pounding
3. Touch the neck, or
4. Touch the wrist, or
5. Touch the Achilles Heel by placing their leg on a fence and try not show manly bits to the public if patient is wearing a skirt or kilt!

Below is a field manual.



Signed in blood,
Faden Wild-(beating)-heart

[Kas Valentine]

With such healers and scribes in our midst the Covian Company will never fail.....

NEVER !

A very enlightening session Kobra and well chronicled Wildheart.

The parchment is stamped with a shimmering wax seal,
Company Jester Arcanist Kas Valentine.

[Marcus Kobra]

Indeed, tiss a well put together manual! Though I some how think people wil get the wrong ideas about being a medic. . . .

*Signed*

Marcus Kobra, Mercenary and Company Medic, The Baronship of Cove.

[Raven]

Right... Sheep.. Leg over fence... *jots down*