Commanding Officer: Tam Bloodmist, recruit
Guardsmen in Attendance:
Buttons, Junior Grenadier
Rite Whalebiter, Recruit
Vincent, Recruit
Robin Quill, Recruit
Weh went to th' docks an had t' get on ah boat. An' it was ah rubbish boat too, like all boats. Weh sailed over a school of dolphins on our way over to the bog. Weh left our boat there an' got into th' mush.
Weh sploshed through th' lizards an' annoyin' rats and other large pests such as animated piles of mud and sticks. Weh were lookin' t' blow up some blue piles of goo. Five of them. Th' first few encounters ended terribly as weh all nearleh drowned in th' swamp water gunk. Bu' weh got back up an' kept on th' lookout fer th' goos. In th' middle of it all Robin left suddenly without asking. So we just left hoping he'd find his way back to Cove, but he he got lost and came back to us.
There was always ah convient horde of monsters with each plague beast an' weh all ended up gettin' ganked by 'em so 'et took us ahwhile. When th' final one was killed weh fled from th' swamp chased by ah horde o' lizard men which ah blew up...
~6,478 pieces were taken for the coffers
*Signed*
Buttons, Junior Grenadier
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