After the excitement of our mission to the caves I was still a little amped so decided to go cool off in the Goblin, unfortunately I lost my whole paycheck withing the first ten minutes so decided to wander and ended up near Vesper.
I wandered about a bit and noticed an ugly statue of an even uglier man, it was like art by an ogre. I came to the conclusion that this travesty of art may be the reason all vesperians are so rude and mean all the time having to look at such an eyesore all day everyday. I decided to do the charitable thing....
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