Auribus Tenere Lupum
It has come to my attention that in the recent disquiet over the implementation of taxation Royalist elements have infiltrated Cove and many Covians have been bought by Royalist gold. These Royalists seek to destroy the free-state of Cove by shackling our fair city to Britain and its tyrannical and illegitimate ruler, Dawn. Any talk of Cove becoming a Royalist state shall be dealt with as treason, and Royalist agitators making such claims are to be reported to myself immediately.
Long live free Cove!
*Signed flamboyantly*
Octiovus Von Richter
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