Auribus Tenere Lupum
At the suggestion of the Bailiff of the Household, it has been decided that new taxes are to be enacted to raise funds for the Baronial Household and the good of the Covian Empire. It should also be noted that staff hired for the Bailiff are counted as Household staff and are thus entitled to collect taxes as they see fit.
A taxation on all elves consisting of 50 gold pieces for each pointed ear they have about their personage.
A taxation on all Arcanists consisting of 10 gold per spell they possess within their books of wytchery.
A taxation on all Army Members under the rank of Senior Guardsmen who own a home, consisting of 25 gold per window in their house.
*Signed flamboyantly*
Octiovus Von Richter
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