Linaeus
Cove Command
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Not the Commander.
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« on: February 03, 2010, 01:37:38 am » |
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Who: Ilyana, Guardsman Recruit (Leading)
Elizabeth "Pickles" Martin, Officer Cadet
Bersi, Junior Arcanist
Abigail C. Keres, Watchman
What: Genocidal rampage against the Imps and Gargoyles!
When: Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Where: Hythloth
Torrak woke me up (again!) today saying I was needed for something important. This naturally meant that he was making me do something he didn't feel like doing himself because he's fat and lazy and old. This time it turned out that Ilyana was going to lead myself and Bersi on a suicidal mission to slay some manner of overly large Daemon monster thing.
I was rather distressed by this, and was on the verge of waking up Cailin and tricking her into going instead by telling her there'd be mainlanders to kill...but they opened the moongate before I could implement my devious plan. For the next hour or two, we wandered the caves aimlessly, trampling Hell Hounds, Gargoyles, More Gargoyles (Except these were on fire for some reason I cannot begin to fathom), and Imps of all shapes and sizes.
After smashing the faces of the opposition and their friends and their friends parents, we withdrew via an expertly cast (by me!) moongate.
We gathered 15,000 gold in total, with all of it going to the coffers!
*Signed amidst numerous sketches of Abigail incinerating daemonic puppies*
Abigail C. Keres, Watchman and Greatest Arcanist Ever
(Sketches forthcoming)
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