Grenadier Corporal Erik Arkay was pacing up and down the barracks moaning about his recent lack of cunnin' plans.
He rounded up Hoagie and Roland, both Recruits, to go to Destard and get him the highly respected Trophy Kill, the Ancient Wyrm.
When we arrived, we faught our way through to the entrance, slaying Drakes and Dragons as we went.
When we stopped at the entrance, Erik outlined his especially cunnin' plan. He would get the beast to attack him, and as he concentrated on running and keeping alive, we would run past it, hacking as we went.
Of course, things dont always work out that way...
But just as things looked their worst...
"Never Fear!" The call came, and in bounded our Local Hero Joey Lanai.
With his help we made short work of the beast, and Erik got his trophy, which I'm sure is making his mantlepiece less drab by the minute.
- Hoagie
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