After thinking over plans to pull this off I finally thought up a plan do get Kado to bay himself it would require Cunning, Finesse, Tact, and Kado to have the thinking capacity of a five year old child. I ran into Kado and put my plan into action, it started with me telling him about fake conversations and rumors about how he couldn't swim because he wasn't manly enough and ended with me down right saying I didn't believe him when he said he could. It ended badly and in failure when I couldn't get him do do that I quickly had to think up another plan.
I quickly remember his weakness for women and decided to employ my cousins help she was to seduce him into the water and steal his armor and lay out a uniform, of course according to her that plan didn't go smoothly and I've gotten the details of what actually went down from her.
After trying to talk him into the water didn't work she moved on to drugging him to sleep and getting help from what I can only assume was Abigail Keres according to her description.
According to her she then cut off his armor only to realize he was naked, it was at this point in the recollection she demanded Five more silver for her services and that I never ask her to do something like that again. She then dragged the covian uniform I'd given to her to replace his armor to the shore and proceeded to roll Kado into the bay, After which shee assured me he woke up immediately.
Upon waking up She had to tell him a series of lies because he was evidently overly aggressive including that a cougar had mauled him while he was drunk and that he'd signed back up for the army, apparently my cousin Is a first class liar because he bought being mauled by a cougar. Though according to the recollection he ran off without any armor or clothing in a cougar hide yelling he wasn't in the army.
I have found out the cost of Baying Kado is 15 Silver that I'll never see again, and that I should never ask my Cousin to do anything because she's greedy.
*Signed*
Sergio Jarrett
Regular Scout