[A letter left at the arcanist tower]

[Leanne Martin]

Dear Officer Cadet Pickles

As I of course know, you're a healthy woman! And you always drink a lot of milk. That is indeed a wise decision, as milk is good for your stunning attractive body in general.

That's why I took it upon me to find ye the freshest and best milk in all of Cove!

My journey took me to East Altmere, where I milked and pat cows for hours! I took many great dangers on me, such as angry farmers and strollin' cats, tryin' to snatch the milk!

Alas, in the end tho I was able to fill the arcanist tower with countless jars of fresh and tasty milk.

Enjoy and cheers!



Yours truly,

Leanne Melior, Officer Cadet