In Attendance:Elizabeth "Amazing Pickles" Martin, Officer Cadet and leading
Leanne "Treeclimber" Melior, Officer Cadet
Leith "Twat" Keres, Regular Scout
Markus "Juicy tits" Kobra, Regular Guardsman
Saerandir "Geoff" Sally, Watchman
Garshinkle the wheezing menace, Guardsman Recruit
Tingleith, Untrusted Recruit with hair not to be trusted
After Senior Eason finished the re-enactment of the Kaldorian war, Officer Pickles took the line of the remaining soldiers to lead them to a little killing stroll. The new recruit, that probably is contagious, said he'd never slain an orc before - Something Covians are best at!
Miss Pickles opened us a gate to the Orc mines near Yew, where we casually slaughtered these smelly beasts. Poor Garshinkle attempted to flee after a few scratches and had to be told to stand in formation. Along the way, we slaughtered at the very least Twentieth Twatny a lot of orcs, burned their equipment, collected yeast and... their spiders. I can not stress how much I hate spiders and they should all be eradicated from this world.
Afterwards, our little force went to the Lost Lands for a beach trip climbing some trees strolling through the Titans and cyclopes. It was at this point when Sally joined us. While Leith and I kept playing our blue flutes, the symbol of the scouts, Kobra was starring a bit too much at the harpy's tits. In her awesomeness, Officer Pickles led us to at least three different dead ends before we went home.
A total 5,000 gold coins got donated by everyone except for Tingleith, who ran away shortly before gold count to do some errands. Presumably something with her hair. Furthermore, we collected hundred two hundred a lot of yeast of excellent quality.
Leanne Melior, Officer Cadet
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