MILLITIA TRAINING SESSIONLead:Vince Valentine, Officer Cadet
Attending Guardsmen:Anari, Junior Guardsman
THE REPORTVince star'ed orf by makin' meh run laps of em Arena... bu' i' wasn' as simple as tha'... teh man was crazeh... 'e kep' throwin' all sor's in meh way... Cra'es an' such...
Anari falling over the crate...Then... when I jus' go' used ter dodgin' teh cra'es 'e star'ed throwin' even more thin's a' meh... 'e star'ed throwin' em flamin' potions a' meh...
Arrrr....Ater 'e 'ad decided tha' ah was thouroughly burn' an' battered... 'e decided tha' some fis' foightin' was in order... so weh both took orf our armour an' star'ed pummlin' eachother!!
Yer mother was a trout...!!Then Vince made meh der some press ups... ah was freezin' 'cause i wan' wearin' meh armour bu' ah struggles on anehway...
Press ups...Then once ah recovered Vince decicded we needed ter 'ave a duel... Armour on an' all... weh fough' fer hours an' hours... long inter em noigh'...
The duel...Bu' finally ah was victorious!!
Bywahaha, ah win...!!Signed:Anari, Junior Guardsman
Covian Millitia...
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