THE PATROL TO THE ORC BRUTESLeading Guardsman:Anari, Regular GuardsmanAttending Guardsmen:Valrio, Scout Sergeant
Olchaffer Serpernt, Junior Scout
Thomas Sendrich, Junior Guardsman
Darath Mithar, Junior GuardsmanTHE REPORTAh loined teh men up ootside teh Barracks an' told em wha' ah 'ad ter do.
"Alroot, weh will beh goin' inter em Orc For' an' killin' em bru'es an' stealin' em Shadoweh ore!"There was a general
"Argh!" from teh men an' weh marched ter em Fort. Weh arrived an' were struck by teh overpowerin' stench of teh Orc's beloved Fort. Before we's en'ered teh danger area ah called fer teh men ter loine up an' I wen' over teh orders once more.
Blah blah blah....Weh entered teh Orc For' slowleh, takin' cautious steps ter avoid teh skeletons an' rottin' flesh... Ah called teh group teh be quiet when ah spo'ed a group of teh Orcs si'in' aroond teh big foire in teh centre... Ems were feas'in' on teh fetid mea' an' cacklin' insanely... We's wai'ed quie'leh until ems fell asleep then we's charged in, weapons drawn an' we's slew em...!
Huargh!Weh searched teh rottin' place fer a long toime wi' nay luck... teh huge Orcs were 'idin' from us... Ah groaned an' calleh teh order teh fall back... Jus' as weh arrived a' teh entrance teh leave, we were ambushed by a huge Orc... Et swung a massive fis' towards meh... Ah called:
"FORM!"
"'EAL!"
"PROTEC' TEH INJURED!"There was a whirl of activiteh an' soon teh four guardsmen 'ad formed aroond meh an' were attackin' teh beas'... as teh huge Orc lean' down teh swipe a' us, Darath leap' onter e's arm an' ran up et onter e's shoulder... Ah gasped an' stood silen'... then Darath's swords caugh' teh loight as a ran smoothleh across teh beas's throat... et fall...
FORM!!Darath jumped orf teh beas' an' ah grinned broadleh a' em... Ah was jus' aboot teh speak when a fis' slammed down nex' teh meh... a second Orc 'ad appeared... et swung a club towards Darath, ah ran infron' an' took teh blow on meh shield... Ah called fer Form an' soon teh res' of teh group were around us, Chaffers an' Valiro suddenly vanished an' reappeared, weapons slashin' wildly... Chaffers' axe slammed inter teh beas's leg... et fell 'eavily... Tom climbed up teh bodeh towards teh 'ead an' slammed 'is mace onter e's 'ead...
The second brute falls...I was vereh pleased 'cause we'd slain teh two... weh killed another bu' ah los' meh sketch fer tha'... so ah called fer everyone teh force march ter em Barracks... an' loine up when they arrived, also teh pu' em ore tha' they collec'ed inter a poile.
Forced March!When weh arrived in em Barracks ah' coun'ed teh peices of useable ore an' tha' came teh a to'al orf sixteh noine ore an' meh orders were onleh fer fifteh so ah was vereh pleased! Ah congratula'ed teh men an' dismissed them smilin'!
More than we needed!Signed:Anari, Regular Guardsman
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