Picture the scene Guardsmen, you're lined up, ready for the battle that begins in a few short moments. Suddenly you realise that you have only three arrows left, and only one bandage, which is in less than mint condition! What do you do guardsman, WHAT DO YOU DO!!??
I'll tell you what my shadow armoured friend, you pop over to the grenadier tower, go to the armoire pictured, and you ready yourself!
That's right, courtesy of everyones favourite squad, you'll never be caught with off guard! Any member of our fine army is welcome to take what they need, but nay be greedy eh? We always need feathers to make the arrows, so if you happen to slay some of those birdlike wenches, don't forget to pluck them and pop the feathers in the same armoire. Why, Captain Arkay once used a thousand arrows in one day! Shame he didn't hit anything eh? Gwahaha! Eh? Oh Captain...No sir, t'was a joke......Nooo not the demotion stick!! *Whack Whack*
Signed Vince Valentine
Senior Grenadier Watchman
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