Brawling Tournament for Allies
Don't you care about bruises?
Can you swing a fist, so you send the person to a countdown?
Can you swing a uppercut?
And can you fight dirty?
If you say 'Aye!' to the questions above,
then you are hereby invited to a Brawl Eve
outside the Swaggers Inn.
he Swaggers will provide the Ring, Gloves and Round Lasses in short skirts.
There will - Ofcause be Prizes to the:
1st. Place
2nd. Place
3rd. Place.
The Prizes are as following.... Ack! Shhh! Can't tell!
The rules are simple:
Armour, spells, weapons, kicking to the groins are not allowed,
people trying to do so, will be banned!
Besides from that - Use all the cheap tricks you can to win the Prize!
Also:
There will be Awards to:
Most Filthiest Brawler.
Loudest Brawler.
Most Cowardly Brawler.
There will be placed a bag, and you will get a piece of paper to write your name on
If your name get's picked -
You will get free drinks the rest of the eve!
Furthermore:
Doubleup on Ale and Grog!
Pay for one - Get two!
Where?
The Swaggers Inn, Vesper.
When?
POSTPONED
At?
20:00 (UK-Time)
The Staff at the Swaggers, is looking forward to see you.
So well meet - And may the dirtiest Brawler Win!
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