*This report is smudged and writen by an unsteady hand. It smells of ale and has several stains on it.*
Leading: Perrin
Attending: Vince Valentine
Regdar
Was a fine morning. Came into Cove and bumped into Vince and Regdar. We went on a patrol, did some guardsy stuff, then came back to Cove. Decided to enjoy a bit of a real mans sport, bear wrestling! Needed to have a drink first, drink then wrestle, or something like that. Went to the Green Goblin for a drink, but nobody was servin so we went to Trinsic. The Keg and Anchor always has drinking to be being served.
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Having drinked up some we went off to find a bears. Real men fight bears without armor! Bears can be very mean. Lots of teeth and claws, but you headlock them and they get all whiny and sqealy.
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**This picture of a "bear" looks more like a pig.....**
Found another bear and he put up a good fight! Lots of swagger he had he did. Werent no match for the three of us though!
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Went lookin for another
beer bear, no bear can match Covian muscle! Found us a grumply old big one. It was a rough fight, that old bear was strong!
Vince Regdar Vince knocked the stuffin out of him though, rammed the bear with his face!
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All of us was feeling little dizzy after a bit so we headed for home. I and Regdar found our way back easily with our fine tuned senses of dircection.
Got back to the barracks and found a stinky Ettin waitin in ambush! Made short work of that silly oversized idjit.
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All in a days work for a Covian Bear Wrestling Guardsman!
*Signed Sloppily*Perrin Stonespear, Watchman
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