Me's was bored...me's had to make something happen.....But what?
Me's have heard alot about a Yewian woopsy-club....but were the rumors true?
The one Yewian seemed to have a fantasy friend called "Vermin", poor Yewian...no Friends.....*Sniffs*...Me's should have given him's a hug!
Me's told thems that their uniform was relly ugly, and made them's look chubby, but humans seldom listen to wise words....
They denied they were homos...but me's pretty sure thems were!....*Nods sagely*
Me'll report when i find the woopsy-club, and ill show elfie the way....Him's need to be with people like him's....
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