I heard of this charity auction for the poor in Cove, and felt a kind of warmness, and joy, began to grow inside of me..
I quickly drank a bottle oŽbeer to shape up a bit, and started to work on my contribution. It was two suits of the finest dragon armour.
I went to Cove city, to hand in my wares for the auction. I saw the Guv, the Guv saw me, the Guv sent me to get some wood, and a chest of beer...
Well, i complied to it, and quickly fetched the wares he needed.
I sat down, among many others, and the auction started. I couldnt bid on anything, unfortunately, since i had no money...
I put in the moment, were the Dragoon sergeant Hoagie impersonated Kas Valentine, to make a great bid. Unfortunately, it didnt count...
Well, since the money was for the poor, and i have none...
Wheres me money, Guv?!
*signed with thick handwriting*
Farfar.
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