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Erik Arkay/Evinyatar
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I worship Cabbage
Chuck Norris is back
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March 06, 2008, 04:56:39 pm »
Go to Google:
Search term: find chuck norris
Don't select Search but "I'm feeling lucky"
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Mela Arkay
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Re: Chuck Norris is back
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March 07, 2008, 06:29:15 pm »
Haha thats awesome
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Hrothgar
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The Old One
Re: Chuck Norris is back
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March 07, 2008, 06:58:32 pm »
My favourites.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Time waits for no man... Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Hrothgar
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The Old One
Re: Chuck Norris is back
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March 07, 2008, 06:59:57 pm »
And of course..
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
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qom_riyadh
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Re: Chuck Norris is back
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March 07, 2008, 11:19:34 pm »
Only Chuck Norris can jump on a bungee off the kerbstone.
Chuck Norris stands faster than you can run.
Chuck Norris can run with his left leg and walk his right in the same time.
Chuck Norris kills so fast, that his victim dies the day before.
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Mela Arkay
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Re: Chuck Norris is back
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March 08, 2008, 04:01:55 am »
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.. too bad he never cried.
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Khaelieth
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Re: Chuck Norris is back
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March 08, 2008, 01:04:02 pm »
And this got through the babble filter?! Time for the Khae to start babbling!
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Hrothgar
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The Old One
Re: Chuck Norris is back
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March 08, 2008, 05:07:15 pm »
It's relevant to the thread mafaga..
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Marcus Kobra
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"Death is certain, When is up to your Medic."
Re: Chuck Norris is back
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March 08, 2008, 09:36:09 pm »
all due respect, the Hoff beats Chuck Norris
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qom_riyadh
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Re: Chuck Norris is back
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March 08, 2008, 10:36:42 pm »
Ofkoz it is; I was just going to admit that Shetland is the Chuck Norris of Cove.
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Hrothgar
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The Old One
Re: Chuck Norris is back
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March 08, 2008, 10:54:57 pm »
Well some threads are sanctioned even if not related to UO, to preserve the right to chit-chat a little.. Its just upto the admin's to decide what and what isn't sanctioned..
Of course if you lock this thread you'll get Chuck Norris on all of our asses.. so.. Not a smart move..
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Khaelieth
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Re: Chuck Norris is back
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March 09, 2008, 12:53:46 pm »
Al-riiiiiiiiiighty then!
But aren't Chuck Norris jokes rather... old?
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Hrothgar
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The Old One
Re: Chuck Norris is back
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March 09, 2008, 04:19:59 pm »
Not old... Classic..
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Kelly Sanderson
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Re: Chuck Norris is back
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