Sentry at Altmere, oh fun! *sarcasm*

[Darek Milako]

*Darek takes out quill and paper and begins to write while muttering something about shiney armored men*

Sentry at Altmere Garrison

Lead By: Watchman Marcus Kobra
Attended By: Junior Grenadier Darek Milako II
                          Regular Guardsman Kas Valentine
                          Sergeant Hoagie
                          Regular Guardsman Perrin
                          Guardsman Recruit Halen


 Well i' sounded like a goo' idea teh go, so Ah wen'. Ah volunteered teh write t'is damned repor'. *Mutters, thinking it would've been a better idea to hide instead of volunteer* So Ah made sure Ah knew wha' was too crazy teh write abou' an' wha' was acceptable. So we 'eaded teh Altmere in teh worst "Trackers Line" Ah evah seen. So on teh way there Perrin decides teh speak abou' Hoagie's mum in fightin' words. Tha' was interestin', jus' teh find ou' Hoagie's mum 'as passed away. So Hoagie returns some fightin' words, jus' again teh find out Perrin's mum 'as passed away. Wha' a waste o' time tha' was.

So off we go, we finally ge' there an' Hoagie enforces the command card, makin' teh lower rankin' men build teh sentry. Meh, on teh ot'er 'and decided teh cheer up teh place wit' song. So as Ah sing an' teh men build, nothin' excitin' 'appens. Onleh t'in so far was killin' an Ettin.

Then finally somethin' 'appens. We ge' ambushed by guard pansies. We were outnumbered bu' still fought 'em off wit' one casualty. Bu' teh protect tha' person Ah shall nay say 'is name. *Hopes people will look at the sketches to see who it was* So we clear teh area an' stand guard as Kobra an' 'e who shall nay beh named wen' inside teh fix up teh wound. Teh surgery Ah 'eard was nay tha' grand, bu' Kobra though' 'e was the shite. So as tha' 'appened teh rest o' us stood outside to endure teh borin' place tha' is Altmere.

So as tha' 'appened we wen' teh roun' up. We were goin' teh take toll fer any person tha' shall pass. An' teh Yewish got i' pu' on there tab. Sadleh teh say nobodeh passed. An' now angrily teh say, somebodeh passed righ' after we tore i' down. *Mumbles* So we gathered up, seein' tha' we 'ad a soldier go AWAL. Poor Kobra. An' we 'eaded back 'ome. Teh joy tha' is a sentry eh?

                                                                             *Signed Swiftly*
                                                                 Junior Grenadier Darek Milako

[Raiden Morana]

Good work men!

Tax the Yewlanders I say!

*signed*

Raiden, Grenadier Captain.

[Kas Valentine]

Dear me, s'typical of those Waywatchers to pick on our weakest finest member, just as well they didn't show their faces for the rest of the night I reckon. Good job on the leadership there though Darek, it wouldn't have been the sentry it was without your obvious skills.

Signed in twinkling runic handwriting,
Regular Guardsman Kas Valentine.

[Baolin]

I Baolin Guardsman Recruit was there ye Bronz clad foo'. It was i that had the report and ye was wanten to know who had it, Then ye said ye needed two more so I said you could do it and ye accepted it so nay crying about it nows.

[Walks off Mumbling about pushy people]

[Marcus Kobra]

Aye Gentlmen! A fine job! Chased those Yew bastards off we did! Who in the Abyss was it went AWOL !? I want names and ranks! I'm filling paper work on who ever arse it was ran off on his comrades! Only place for cowards is under the lash!

*Signed neatly*

Marcus Kobra, Watchman, Army of Cove