I walked ta Cove ta get meh somethin' ta eat and ta tal' ta some o' the people ta see if there was anythin' 'appenin' an' everythin' was quiet. Meh bought meh somethin' ta eat and 'eaded ' 'ome, when meh go' ta them gates there was one o' the giant two 'eaded thin's comin' ta the gates.
I engaged it in combat with all meh strength meh coul' musta and smitted it loik one o' them trolls.
Them monsters must be gettin' a wee bit too curious about Cove fer them are always triin' ta get in, Why meh don' know. But as long as us Gardsmen are around we will stop em in thar tracks.
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