*Note plastered unto the Barracks of Cove and Green Goblin*

[Kiran]

I do not think words can describe the horror which occured, this is why I had a sketch artist draw images of what I can only describe as the filthiest cleaning job yet to date..



The animals urinated and once more made our nearly common aroma within the tavern one of horrible measure, the menues chewed on and furniture ruined by sheep, chickens and goodness know what else was brought in.. I have a feeling if it wasn't for Watchman Thomas Aylmers presence we would have been in more trouble, screaming the words "Flowne" he chased the saboteurs out of the tavern. However within the madness of feathers, cows and what else, I clearly saw barmaids wearing the clothing of the Swaggers inn...

Kiran.

[Darek Milako]

Righ', i's time teh act!! Enough o' teh Swaggers bull cow chicken goat sheep shite! We'll end t'is war fer teh sake o' teh Covian people!

~Signed~
Regular Grenadier Darek Milako