Attended:Guardsman Recruit Ruby Whalebiter (leading)
Junior Guardsman Rita Whalebiter
Due to a few grevious accountin' errors, the amount o' cash I needed to make before promotion was gettin' silleh. Rita suggested a lootin' expedition to Ilshenar. We dove through a random gate, and ended up at some kind o' camp-thingy full of giant one-eyed wotsits, and pantsless helmeted svelt guys, with tans.
We set about Whalebiterin'* the lot of them, and taking their stuff... FOR
CASH COVE!
CASH EARNED: LOTS.
*
verb - the act of beating something senseless in order to take their wallet.
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