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Hoagie
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« on: May 15, 2018, 01:00:43 pm »

There's a single trait that links the most renowned and be-medaled guardsmen in Covian history.

Grit? Courage? Strength?

No.

Baldness.

See the Vesparians, gazing into their mirrors. Funnelling the city coffers into expensive shampoos. Being temporarily blinded by flailing ponytails. It's the road to ruin.

Not convinced?

Prominent Bald Guardsmen

Ahmed al Maktoum
Gimbly
Grief Dryfh Gry
Hoagie
Marcus Kobra
Perrin Stonespear

Shave your head and you may find yourself up for immediate promotion.

*Signed,*
Hoagie, Captain
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Hoagie Grayner, Commander
⚔ The Richter Crest ⚔ The Covian Seal ⚔ Order of Recruitment ⚔ Minoc Liberation Campaign ⚔ Kaldor Line Campaign ⚔ Vesper Civil War ⚔

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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2018, 12:01:47 pm »

It is done Commander.

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Snargonfulj, Father Too Garshinkle The Honourable.

                     
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