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Author Topic: ISSUE 3: PUPPY PUNCHING ELVES TO PAY THE PRICE!  (Read 215 times)
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« on: June 14, 2018, 09:58:09 am »

Hear year, hear ye!

The inauguration banquet of the newly designed Town Hall was marred when a rabid elf murdered one of the Baron's beloved hounds in cold blood, punching the defenceless creature to death!

Swift retribution is to be meted out on these miscreants and reprobates, with the Baron appointing Duncan "Declan" Bern as his new High Bailiff responsible for implementing the beloved 'elf tax'. The Court decided justly to set the rate at 500 crowns an ear per week, for those repeatedly and continually caught in the act of being an elf. Grenadier Delcarakdur was the first to graciously volunteer to pay the tax.

Alliance officers and the new representative of the city of Jhelom dined on Cove's finest fare, and were entertained by a show of combat prowess as Grenadiers Keres and Delcarakdur took to the floor to practice their skills on one another.

Long live the Alliance!

What dastardly deeds will elvish kind perpetrate next? Find out in the next issue of Cove's most trusted news source!
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