In Attendance:- Leanne Melior, Officer Cadet and leading
- Elizabeth "Pickles" Martin, Officer Cadet
- Hoagie Grayner, Commander
- Marcus Kobra, Regular Guardsman
- Tingleith, Untrusted Watchman
- Wren, Guardsman Recruit
- Quip Thorntongue, Guardsman Recruit
It was time to shine again! It was time for heroic deeds and being generally awesome!
With the aid of so many guardsmen, we were bound to succeed, so I took these brave men and women to Chaos in Ilshenar, where we started to look for a golden stone harpy. It didn't take long for one to show and we took quick care of it.
Plucking one of its golden feathers, we continued our quest for trophy number two: A succubi.
Taking the southern path, I ordered them to wait as I wanted to scout out the area. Seeing a foe too strong, a golden, huuuuge dragon, I ordered them to nope the feck away and take a detour. Walking the west passage instead, we marched through this ancient, ruined city and after dispatching a few minor foes, we encountered the
cunt succubi, licking her lips and glancing at our men. Imagine the
pleasure horrors she would bring upon them.
After she went down, I ripped out one of her wing bones. Trophy number two: Success!
Then, a bit of a stroll happened. Continuing our search for a golden succubi, we slayed a few dozen enemies, including a motherfeckin' dragon. But nay gold tits showed up, so we went looking for a golden balron instead.
Taking the north path, we slayed countless balrons, but yet again, no golden one showed up. I knew there was a dart tournament soon in the Green Goblin, so I ordered our unit to return after a while of searching.
Officer Pickles may have suggested at one point to paint one of our boobs golden and pretend to be a golden succubi,
but that would be cheating but we did that in private but no one volunteered.
In the end, everyone except our Commander and the Halfling Quip donated their share of 5,000 gold coins and I got 300 more renown points for the two Tier II trophies.
Leanne Melior, Officer Cadet of the 2nd Light Company
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