There I were thinkin' we'd be having a scrap with this Vesper lot but turned into a big let down. We hauled back ter Cove an one of them greenies said someone's been in the Office and made a right mess of it.
Next thing I'm being put on detail an' having to clean the damn room out. I dunno what them Vesper lot eat and drink but it stank. The rug was soaked and had some nasty mess on it. The Chair was soaked. These people must have held back everythin' they had an' let it loose in there. Half the books were ruined 'ad ter put them on the fire.
Only thing fer tha' rug and chair was to throw it in the bay. Jus' hope whoevers room that was aint going to mind buying a new rug an' chair.
*scrawled*
Joaquin "Gutter Mage" Quincil
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