Leading:Thomas Aylmer, Junior Arcanist
Attending:Kelly "Hamderson" Sanderson, Sergeant
Chelly "Porkbelly" Rothsmire, Untrusted Ham
Aureline "Porcine" Erocia, Commoner
Samuel "Hamuel", Random Man
There is a gross injustice embedded deep in the Covian culture. Yes, I speak of the Armsmaster tournament. A festival of brutality, open only to those who excel in hitting people with things. What about the arcanists, eh? What about the citizens?
To right this wrong, I designed the following competition, which is accessible to all: The Covian Hamsmaster Tournament. A feat of competetive eating that can be enjoyed by all. Except vegetarians. And vegans. And people who're allergic to ham. And people with no teeth. Hm. Well, it was a nice thought.
It was truly a brutish and disgusting display which cannot be adequately put into words, so I shall leave it to the attached paintings to convey the chaos which held Cove fields in its grasp that night.
After the savagery was done with, Sergeant Hamderson held the title of the First Covian Hamsmaster. Can she be unseated? No, I mean it, can she even stand?!
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