*Anari collapses into a stool at the barracks and begins writing...*Attended:
Thomas Sendrich, Guardsman Recruit
Anari, Junior Guardsman -
Lead We star'ed makin' t' Gate as soon as we arrived. I had brough' several hides wi' meh an' we star'ed a' once. In jus' a few moments, t' base layer of t' Gate was complete, alas, we 'ad run out of 'ides !! I sen' Recruit Thomas inter t' surroundin' forests ter fetch some more.
Out of hides...
Once 'e arrived back, we completed t' Gate in nay time.
*Nods proudly*... 'Owever... as we lacked a Carpenter, we 'ad teh make do wi' differen' colour 'ides fer t' Gate. So, as i coul' see t' minimal effor' of t' construction nearly killed meh recruit, I wen' teh dispise mehself ter collect some blue spined leather. I was back in nay time at all.
Anari making light work of some lizard men...
At las' ! I' was finished. An' i' was a good'un too. So I sa' down waitin' fer some people ter pass by, readeh teh ge' names an' business... check fer weapons... all tha' rubbish.
Anari sitting down and admiring his and Thomas' handiwork...
*Tumble weed blows infront of the gate sentry* Naythin'... absolutely farkin' naythin'... Cove was as empty as meh recrui's 'ead! Nayone aneh where... We wai'ed fer a' leas' twen'y five minu'es!! An' then...
NAYTHIN'. Then t' book... tha' was worse... I copied ou' 'eadin's an' alike, readeh fer a swarm of people teh que up ter enter...
NAYTHIN'...
AGAIN... after 'alf an hour we gave up.
The empty log book...
I dismissed Thomas an' we returned back ter teh Barracks fer a well earn' ale....
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Anari, Junior Guardsman
Covian Millitia
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