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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2006, 02:41:08 pm »

*eyes narrow* Stupid military! They have these demands that your knees work before they let you in. *mutter mutinously*

Right now I have to be content to let the husband do the battles.  I just get to stealth up and shadow strike the officers wives... onery ol' biddys.


Hoggie, I think the average hick around here is better armed than Icelandic law inforcement.
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2006, 03:50:43 pm »

I'm also currently thinking about signing a contract for international service in the ISTAR (Intellegence Surveillance Targetting Aquittance and Radar...I think) battalion. It could be great fun, But I'm gonna wait till I see how much I enjoy this in the first place... Wink
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« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2006, 07:24:26 pm »

Day 1: 12 miles march. With a 60 lbs backpack, G3 rifle and full combat gear. Day 2: same as day two. Marched to an altitude of 1200 meters, tall up in the north norwegian mountains. Day 3 & 4: 8 hour day at the shooting range. Moved the entire camp each day and did two hours of guard duty each day. Day 5: got attacked at 3 am during the night by two platoons of royal marines as well as the entire norwegian armored battalion. All in all, almost no sleep, little food and a damned sore back and feet.
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« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2006, 12:56:00 pm »

I'm also currently thinking about signing a contract for international service in the ISTAR (Intellegence Surveillance Targetting Aquittance and Radar...I think) battalion. It could be great fun, But I'm gonna wait till I see how much I enjoy this in the first place... Wink

How you gonna qualify for the intelligence part? Wink
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« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2006, 04:15:31 pm »

*gasps* I'll get ye fer that one! *grabs his wacking stick*
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« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2006, 07:23:15 pm »

whacking. I rest my case.  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2006, 07:30:11 pm »

Pah! Good news is that I might be back by the end of the week, IF my dad will manage to get that laptop ordered
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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2006, 09:58:58 pm »

So your looking forward doing work with the british soldiers then? http://www.break.com/movies/britishiraq12.html I'd reconsider but whatever.
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« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2006, 03:28:48 pm »

You had to go up against the Royal Marines?! Yarrrgh!! Only the l33test British doods out there! Side from Special Forces, o'course.

As for the video; yeah, I saw that too.
Damn shameful. And the Corporal egging them on is nothing short of a monster.

You will find people like this in the Army.

Its a mixing pot of all characters, good and bad.
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« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2006, 10:09:01 pm »

A mate of mine (A regular Norwegian army mechanic) told me this funneh story from when he was in the north. They're always training SEALS, and one of the squads were gonna have a little test with the Norwegians. The Norwegians "booby trapped" all houses in the area, and the first thing the SEALS did was to try to get out of the cold and into a house. They didn't check for any traps in the rush of getting out of the cold winter wind and the whole squad "died" 5 mins into the training. Hilarious Cheesy 
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« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2006, 01:25:20 am »

Our World is in safe hands Cheesy
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« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2006, 04:11:30 pm »

Harr Harr. Served 'em right... Wink
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« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2006, 10:27:11 am »


 (wireless has been installed into the barracks I live in).

You , you  dirty  little person!! Even the US Navy doesnt have wirless in its barracks here!!! and im still in a US territory Sad
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« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2006, 10:31:59 am »

I so hope someone invades so we can beg for the US to come and save us.

edit: oh yeah, I'll try to do my best to enjoy myself while your away.

For the sake of all you hold dear..... do not beg that my country has to save you... we are stretched damn thin wit this whole global war on terror.... I mean i love being the global police cowboys and all, yahoo. but um, Id rather be defending my own country and not everyone elses.

Also what 3 years of training? I had 3 months then got sent out here after another 2 in my job related schooling lol the army only has like 8 motnhs of training in Basic infantry. Kinda funny, give a red-neck a gun and he makes it something deadly.... put him with a bucnh of other red-necks and may the almighty have mercy on your soul.
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« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2006, 10:33:54 am »

Navy Seals

Hooya!!
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