Did i hear someone say "Quote Thread"?

[Radek Wilkes]

Not so much an icq quote.



Hoh.

[Kas Valentine]

Sober too, just think of the possibilities.

[Escaflowne -V-]

Escaflowne ‎(17:38):
Gay boi!

ElliotHeath[KH] ‎(17:38):
This is David's mother, and I do not appreciate that kind of talk.

Escaflowne ‎(17:39):
Oh....my apologies

ElliotHeath[KH] ‎(17:39):
owned
noob

Escaflowne ‎(17:39):
lol twat

ElliotHeath[KH] ‎(17:39):
wondered if that would work

Escaflowne ‎(17:40):
Well i had a feeling it would be you, but if i responded with a load of abuse and it actually was your mum, it wouldnt go down very well lol
Better off on the safe side ey!

ElliotHeath[KH] ‎(17:40):
lol

[Hoagie]

That's happened to me before. 

My mate was showing me his baby cousin who he was looking after on webcam, and I made a joke about slapping the baby.

Bad time for the kid's mum to walk in. Yeah.

[Escaflowne -V-]

Escaflowne ‎(20:04):
GAY!

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:04):
DAR!

POINTS
TO
YOU
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

Fuck sake drew you broke it - Now when will I ever know if I'm about to be bum raped?

Escaflowne ‎(20:05):
lol

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:06):
Fuck! They know! The gay police are here! DREW CALL THE FUCKING COPS HWERFSD

Escaflowne ‎(20:06):
Wtf you going on about?

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:06):
You would be so sodding useless in an emergency.

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:07):
"Drew, there's a man with a knife banging on my window, call the cops, quick"

"lol wat? busy in training."

Escaflowne ‎(20:07):
lol yeah maybe if you sounded serious
"Fuck! They know! The gay police are here! DREW CALL THE FUCKING COPS HWERFSD"
Im gonna call the cops about that?

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:07):
SHIT DUDE. I WAS BEING SERIOUS.

Escaflowne ‎(20:07):
you can get raped dude

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:08):
Now I've got a plastic car stuffed up my colon and some lipstick on my asscheek.

Escaflowne ‎(20:08):
Rofl

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:08):
One for the quote thread?

Escaflowne ‎(20:10):
you bet your arse

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:10):
Get it up there. Champion

[Kas Valentine]

You certainly are Buttons, you certainly are.

[Delfer]

And what does that make you?!?

[Kas Valentine]

Misunderstood?
Badly perceived?

You're still rubbish.

[Delfer]

Goddammit...

[Scarlet Grayner]

Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:23):
So your becomming a nun?
Delicate ‎(05:23):
Yes.
Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:23):
wtf..
Delicate ‎(05:23):
Do you not think I'd look good in a wimple?
Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:24):
No!
Nuns suck
Delicate ‎(05:25):
D:
Im seriously becoming a nun btw
Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:25):
Why?
Delicate ‎(05:26):
Because men are cunts.. and..I love god?
Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:26):
Since when have you been religious?
Delicate ‎(05:26):
Uh
Since never
Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:26):
Hah!
Delicate ‎(05:26):
Just gotta protend..
Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:26):

Kevin = Dem
Delicate = Moi

Hes so gullible its adorable. Oh and *Smites Radek*

[Radek Wilkes]

*Punch*

[Kyte]

Kyte: Bwahaha kas has told me how you always run off to the pub!

Hoagie: "Always" Pah! Makes me sound like some kind of alcoholic!

Kyte: We know you uni kids

Hoagie: I don't drink much!

Kyte: just a few gallons?

Hoagie: Less
         
Hoagie: On a night out, probably 2/3 pints max

Kyte: couple gallons?

Hoagie: No! 3/8 of a gallon max

Kyte: 3 sets of 8 gallons?

Hoagie: Stop BULLYING ME

Kyte: ...

Hoagie: Who the hell could drink/afford 24 gallons anyway

Kyte: who can afford 6 livers?

Hoagie: Bill Gates

Kyte: Hrmm true..

Hoagie: I bet he just has a massive pile of them

Kyte: and a private surgical team

Hoagie: Wish i had my own surgical team, I'd get so much awesome stuff done

Kyte: I would get hydraulics and neons
         ...in my pants

Hoagie: Spinning rims?
             ( I am so, so sorry)

Kyte: LMAO!

[Escaflowne -V-]

Rofl

[Raiden Morana]

While we're on the subject of Hoagie's depraved uni lifestyle, this is take from a convo last night!

[18:55] Raiden (BoC): Up to anything good tonight mon?
[18:56] Hoagie (BoC): Got some homework to do
[18:56] Raiden (BoC): Hoho!
[18:56] Hoagie (BoC): Some pasta and meatballs with my name on it
[18:56] Raiden (BoC): Har!
[18:56] Hoagie (BoC): Waiting for 8:00 so I can go get my books from reception
[18:56] Hoagie (BoC): Seriously
[18:57] Raiden (BoC):
[18:57] Hoagie (BoC): 24 hour site, and we can only get our packages from 8:00 - 10:00 in the evening?
[18:57] Raiden (BoC): Ahhh... Packages... *taps nose*
[18:57] Raiden (BoC): I knew i shoulda gone to uni!
[18:57] Hoagie (BoC): Do you have some image of me as a drug addled sex fiend or something? >_>
[18:57] Hoagie (BoC):
[18:58] Raiden (BoC): Well you are at uni?
[18:58] Hoagie (BoC): Haha
[18:58] Raiden (BoC): I know I would be!
[18:58] Hoagie (BoC): Doing computer science, need I remind you
[18:58] Raiden (BoC): *face palm*
[18:58] Raiden (BoC): Only kidding mon
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): Nah, the only person here fitting the comp sci stereotype is one of our lecturers
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): Let's just say...
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): Extensive sweatervest collectio
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): collection*
[18:59] Raiden (BoC): Does he wear sandals too?
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): Nah
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): He doesn't have a massive beard, either
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): He looks NOTHING like Richard Stallman

...

[19:10] Hoagie (BoC): Man, I wish my lecturers looked like richard stallman...
[19:10] Raiden (BoC): Not Cheryl Cole or Kelly Brook?
[19:11] Hoagie (BoC): They're all guys, so I think that'd just be kind of weird

[Graem Carcer]

I think we can agree that the following is true of all women... It's taken from a "What annoys you about your other-half?" thread on a motoring forum I post on:

She also can not sit still for more than 10 minutes. We decided to watch 'In Bruges' last night after being advised to do so on another P.H thread.

The films starts

10 minutes in.

Her: "I am just off to make a cup of tea"

Me: "Do you want me to press pause on the DVD"

Her: "No, it's fine, don't worry. I'll only be a couple of minutes".

She finally gets back to the living room after around 15 minutes. Where she has been, I do not know, but I do know that, as a blonde, she is easily distracted and that she has probably happened upon something that grabbed her attention and took her into La La Land.

Her: "I'm back"

Me: "So you are"

Her: "Did I tell you about my meeting with the Managing Partner today?"

Me: "You mentioned it in the car earlier"

Her: "Did I?"

Me: "Yes"

Her: "Well, it was a productive meeting and he agreed to sign off the proposal I had sent to him last we...."

Me: "Em, I am trying to watch the film"

Her: "No need to be rude, I was only trying to talk to you about work"

Me: "That's fine, but I am trying to watch the film"

Her: :a pause: "what's happened so far?"

Me: "2 men have been sent to Bruges"

Her: "Why are they in Bruges?"

Me: "I am not being funny, but if you have let me press pause earlier I would not have to press pause now in order to explain things to you"

Her: :silence:

Her: "Not a lot happening with this film, is there?"

Me: "You need to give it some time to get going"

Her: :silence: :gets up:

Me: "where are you going now?"

Her: "The cat is at the door. He wants to be let in"

Me "You only let him out a short while ago"

Her: "But he wants to come in"

Me: "FINE, let the damm cat in then"

Her: "There is no need to get angry. He is only a cat"

Me: "I am not getting angry with the cat. Can, can we just sit down and watch the film, please?"

Her: "Ok" :sits down: :a pause: :gets up:

Me: "seriously Em, where are you going now?"

Her: "the cat wants to be let out"

Me: "He has only just come in. Can you just stop faffing around him for 5min"

Her: "I'll just let him out quickly"

Me: "RIGHT" :sighes:

Her: :lets the cat out: :walks past me:

Me: "Where the bloody hell are you going now?"

Her: "I need a wee"

Me: "Do you want me to press pause on the DVD?"

Her: "No, its fine, I'll only be 2 minutes"

15 minutes elapases

Her: "Hello, I'm back"

Me: :silence:

Her: "What's happened since I've been gone?" Hang on a sec, I just need to go and let the cat in"

Me: :I go postal: