Weird Professors.

[Joey Lanai]

We scared off our French teacher by smashing her projector and throwing paper balls at her.

We also had a teacher who was an Ex-marine, taught PE, Biology and PSHE, used to teach us how to climb rope upside down in PE.

Good times.. 

[Garak Nightchill]

Heh the aforementioned French teacher got promoted to Assistant Oberfuhrer Head Teacher at another school.  The second she leftthe class we all cheered, which ceased in a hush of fear as she stepped back into the class and stared at us all before walking out again.  still she terrified most of us into passing GCSE French with a decent grade. 

We almost drove the replacement teacher into a nervous breakdown.  Talk about the mice playing when the cat's away.... 

[Mela Arkay]

 I remember once Mr.Kennedy the Elvis wannabe had a strop and threw his keys on the floor it was really funny.. the person he was yelling at looked terrified where as I found it hard not to giggle.

[Raiden Morana]

On a school trip to Scotland in the 2nd year we had pillow fights at night raiding the other dorms.

The lads in my dorm pwned cos we inserted our bedside bibles into said pillow cases. - Tis the Grenadier way!

The Deputy Head Teacher stormed into our dorm at about 3pm ragged us all out of bed and beat us to the floor with a pillow... yup you guessed it, with a bible stuffed in it.

We took our hiding well and a mutual respect blossomed, or rather we knew not to mess with him again

As Joey says, happy days!

[Krieger]

a school trip to Scotland

How did you find Bonnie Scotland?

Back in Primary 1 (in Scotland we call infant school "Primary School" - year one is called "Primary 1") we had a big, scary old hag for a teacher. Of course, we had only just started school and were little kids, so we were terrified. I remember once when someone didn't put their name on a worksheet, and she threw it to her feet and demanded someone claim it. The poor guy crawled along under the table, snatched it, and scampered off. She also had a wierd habit of curling her tongue, and sticking it right out.. 

[Samuel West]

We had a student teacher who hestitated about 400 hundred times in a hour and 20 minutes leston... we counted.

And in another school we had a ICT teacher with the biggest Arse ever.. We called him Mr. Eclipse...

[Hrothgar]

Eben Roichar

[John Dell]

Eben Roichar

[Hans Yreap(Grd)]

Had one once who wasn't good with the microphone. So he kept it just under his nose. People were wasted because... Well the sound of his breathing... That was just... The fact that he found his stuff genuinly interesting  and therefore had a slidely raised breath-rythm only made us crack even more up.

I'm not even going to say what it sounded like...    Just... Wrong....

[John Dell]

Did he have a deviant skin color aswell?

[Hans Yreap(Grd)]

Nah. Mostly like my own. Pale from being indoors too much.

[Averion]

I'm currently in my final year and my Bio Chem teacher is named Mrs Choudrey....One day i was sitting her class and she had blood trickling down her leg....when i informed her she ran out cryin'....all the girls turned round and glared at me and it suddenly dawned on me where the blood was coming from

The lesseon is.....Never try too help a woman 'cause they'll bite yer arm off

[Shadwell]

OH MY GOD SHE HAD HER WORD BANNED BY COVIAN COMMAND!!!!!!111oneone

[Samuel West]

We have a teacher who keeps looking into the room the boys change in as a joke... *Shudders*

[Averion]

Get in there my son *Winks* But seriously dude..is she hot?