An eventful little trip...

[Robert DeVal]

'Mmm.... Where to begin... Meh woke up at the Barracks to be approached by Regular Guardsman John dell... 'E asked meh if meh'd accompany 'im to Trinsic... Naturally meh said Aye, We's left soon after and 'eaded for the Moongate at Minoc... We's arrived with nay fuss and quickly made our way to Trinsic...

When we's got to Trinsic we's quickly 'eaded for the town and there we's encountered some elves... *Alot has been written and then scribbled out the odd word can be made out mainly Bloodi and nay good* After a short while we's decided that it was nay worth stayin' it was too full o' elves... meh did ask what 'appened but John nay know...

After we left we's encountered an incident outside the town and John fell... and knocked 'imself out... After which when 'e woke up we's then left the area 'avin' decided it was nay worth our time... On our way back to Cove thing's got interestin'...

Nay long after we's left the moongate, we's 'ad to stop as when John fell... 'E fell on a few arrow's in 'is knee...
Meh offered to see if meh could 'elp and as meh did so... We's became set upon by a group o' pretty stupid orcs... They's surrounded us and after what seemed like 'ours o' tryin' to understand 'em.... We's discovered they's wanted us to undress... *Lots of scribbling about Orcs and how they're going to get a hell of a beating... Then roughly scribbled out on top* After a lengthy period o' tryin' to delay 'em undressin' us we ended up naked... They's then dragged John around like a toy and then shoved 'im in a coffin.... Meh thinks 'E was lucky... Meh on the other 'and ended up being dragged around like a bloodi pet... One o' 'em tried to bite meh bloodi side so meh gave 'im a good beatin'.... Anyways.... Meh was dragged into a clearin' where they's made meh read a very dodgy message... They's then decided they'd sell meh back to Cove as they needed to go pass it to go on their way.... So meh was dragged to Cove... When we's arrived they's got very confused by all the people rushin' 'em and meh managed to pull the one that 'ad meh tied up over... Once 'E fell meh dragged 'im up some o' 'em steps and shoved 'im over the edge so meh could cut the rope of the stone... Well meh thought it was a good plan... Meh was yanked to floor and ripped meh shoulders 'ittin' the floor.... Eventually after much swingin' on the behalf o' the Orc meh was free so meh got meh uniform on and returned to watch 'em run away... Meh was surprised when meh 'eard they'd put John in a coffin...

Well meh thinks meh's goin' to beat all the orcs into a mess after tis...
*Signed*
Guardsman Recruit
Robert De'Val

[John Dell]

"Ohhh, nakkid"
John rann off from the barracks letting himself flail freely in the summer night.

[Mela Arkay]

(OOC: *snorts with laughter at 'flail freely'*)