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1  In Character Boards / Old Events / 17th October - 7PM - Tavern Hour at the Cardinal Feather on: October 16, 2018, 01:23:36 pm
Where: The Cardinal Feather, Cove
Bring: Your finest attire

Come on down to the Cardinal Feather for an hour (or more, depending on what gets scheduled after?!) of bread, water and quiet prayer.

Just kidding, let's get smashed.

BEST DRESSED BOOZER GETS HALF-OFF ALL DRINKS FOR THE NIGHT.
2  Element boards / Citizen Board / Re: Tavern Staffing Log on: September 14, 2018, 09:33:17 pm
Location: The Cardinal Feather
Duration: One hour
Approx. customers served: 10-15
3  In Character Boards / Old Events / 17th September - 7PM - Tavern Hour at the Cardinal Feather on: September 14, 2018, 11:50:10 am
Where: The Cardinal Feather, Cove
Bring: Your funniest attire

Come on down to the Cardinal Feather for an hour (or more, depending on what gets scheduled after?!) of bread, water and quiet prayer.

Just kidding, let's get smashed.

BEST JOKE GETS HALF-OFF ALL DRINKS FOR THE NIGHT.
4  In Character Boards / Old Events / 10th September - 7PM - Tavern Hour at the Cardinal Feather on: September 05, 2018, 01:49:08 pm
Where: The Cardinal Feather, Cove
Bring: Your finest attire

Come on down to the Cardinal Feather for an hour (or more, depending on what gets scheduled after?!) of bread, water and quiet prayer.

Just kidding, let's get smashed.

BEST DRESSED BOOZER GETS HALF-OFF ALL DRINKS FOR THE NIGHT.
5  In Character Boards / In Character Board / Art for Governor! Posters on walls and trees around Cove. on: September 02, 2018, 04:14:04 pm
6  In Character Boards / Old Events / 8pm - Thursday 26th July - Bum Branding / Bidding Bonanza on: July 19, 2018, 09:47:40 am
Bottom belligerence blunder begets Baronial bum branding.

Badly beaten buffoon begs benefactors.

Bidding begins by Barracks.

Be... bunctual.

Related Gazette article
Related fundraiser
7  Element boards / Citizen Board / WANTED: 5,000 GOLD on: July 18, 2018, 12:16:48 pm
Dear citizens of Cove,

I find myself in a bit of a hole, both figuratively and literally. Having been unjustly imprisoned for a crime I did not commit, I have been fined a sum of 5,000 gold that I do not have.

Any donations to the Samuel L. Hagar defence fund will be greatly appreciated.

DONATION TIERS

50gpYour name in the list of people who bailed me out of prison.
250gpA limited edition "Free Hagar" shirt.
500gpA "Free Hagar" shirt and a solid handshake.
5,000gpA "Free Hagar" shirt, a solid handshake, and I will be your personal manservant for a month.

Donations deliverable to my new address:

The cell on the left,
Covian Barracks, basement level,
Cove,
The North,
Britannia


Thanks in advance.
8  In Character Boards / In Character Board / Re: A letter to Baron Octiovus von Richter on: July 15, 2018, 10:03:16 am
An alcohol soaked letter finds its way through the Covian postal system.

9  In Character Boards / In Character Board / Re: A letter to Baron Octiovus von Richter on: July 14, 2018, 02:42:46 pm
My Liege,

It has been some days since my letter, and I am disappointed to say that justice has not yet been served.

I must humbly repeat my request that the green clad guardsman be apprehended and punished and that I be reimbursed for the gold taken and injury inflicted upon myself.

Your humble servant,
Samuel Hagar
10  In Character Boards / In Character Board / A letter to Baron Octiovus von Richter on: July 11, 2018, 12:16:38 pm
My Liege Octiovus von Richter,

The other day, I was conducting an arts class when a number of the guardsmen present decided that the simple herb and flower components of the potpourri I was instructing them to make were "drugs".

They physically assaulted me and some of the other students of the class, beating and imprisoning us in what can only be described as a show of excessive brutality.

I was then escorted to the cells and threatened, eventually being relieved on what meagre funds I had on my person and left in the woods to die by a green clad guardsman.

Having committed no crime that they were willing to describe with any accuracy, I feel that this was little more than a shake-down by oafing louts, too dense to appreciate the culture that I was attempting to bring them.

I most humbly, bowingly and scrapingly make the following requests:

* Compensation for the gold that was stolen from me (4000 gold pieces)
* Reformed arrest guidelines where one can only be arrested for things that are actual crimes
* Prosecution of the green clad guardsman for assault and theft

Your devoted and humble subject,
Samuel Hagar
11  In Character Boards / Old Events / 8PM GMT - Wednesday 4th July - Arts & Crafts with Hagar on: July 02, 2018, 07:10:38 pm
Where: The Barracks Roof
When: 8PM GMT

Join your favourite Sammy Hagar in his thrilling arts & crafts course. Will you make a bird's house? Will you make a painting of the Baron?

Expert craftsman Sammy Hagar will lead you all through an exciting evening of arts, crafts and fun.

*Signed with a sinister flourish,*
Sammy Hagar
12  In Character Boards / Old Events / 8pm - June 11th - Welcome to the Britannian Boxing League on: June 11, 2018, 10:42:01 am
Pugilists, fist-fighters, hard-knockers and skull-rockers, gather ye around!

Do you like fighting? Do you like MONEY?!

The Britannian Boxing League is aiming to kick off a new campaign of crooked noses, black eyes, and spat-out teeth.

Do you have what it takes to be the champ?

Join us tonight atop Cove barracks to find out! 200 gold coins to the winner of every fight and your name on the league table.

Can you claim the top spot? Can you keep it?

Drinks and gambling to be had, also.



Rules

* No eye-gouging.
* No biting.
* No weapons or armour.
* No bandages.
* Extra credit to those who bring their own costume/stage persona.
13  In Character Boards / In Character Board / Re: Covetowne Gazette; 11/30/08 on: December 01, 2008, 10:16:59 am
*A copy of the Gazette has been nailed to a wall in Cove, and under it is scribbled:*

"The Hats on holiday? Who do you think has all of the money from the coffers?"
14  Command Boards / The Thieves' Council / How to deal with The Church on: November 23, 2008, 05:18:24 pm
15  Command Boards / The Thieves' Council / How to deal with The Yewish on: November 23, 2008, 02:08:40 am
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