Led by;
Mercenary Faden Wildheart.
Attended by;
Mercenary Sergeant Hoagie.
Company Skirmisher Torrak Keres.
Company Skirmisher Raven.
Company Arcanist Kas Valentine.
The five of us were a little restless the other night so on the spur of the moment Wildheart suggested we peel off our armour and fight some Orcish. Naturally we all agreed, s'nothing such a heroes gallery wouldn't agree to truth be told, but in this case it was a chance to show off our brute strength.
Faden led the way, straight into the fort south of town and from there well.....
Domination occurred.
Despite our lack of normal protection the dumb creatures fell swiftly and in great numbers, I believe a total of five of the lumbering brutes toppled under our power. At times we had trouble, we're legends but we're not made of stone, as was proven by the mighty Raven. A fifty foot Orc was bearing down on us, many of the smaller ones assisting it, so 'Rav yells "skirmish" which would have been a fine strategy had he not ran straight into a giant fist and then fallen over.
Regardless we got him back on his feet and continued to annihilate everything in sight until it was time to go.
In conclusion....
Toned bodies displayed: Five.
Orc Brutes overcome: Five.
Embarrassing losses to Orcish Mages: Two.
Legend of Cove underlined: Immensely.
Don't mess, because we'll win.
A number of tiny magical muffins are arranged into a signature,
Company Arcanist Kas Valentine.
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