"Hey hun, did I tell ye wha' I found when I took a detour with the gang last time?"
"You mean when you got lost?"
"Scouts don't get lost! We take detours! Anyway, I found some ol' arse tree roots blockin' the way to a cave!"
"That sounds like fun! We should check it out. But don't get lost again."
"Detour!"Martin-Meliors Mischievous Monstermash
Men! Right after parade, we'll check out this cave near Shame, called the Blighted Grove. Apparently the air and water inside is toxic, so be prepared to fight a lot of nasty monsters! Bring plenty of bandages and everything else you need to fight!
Leanne Martin-Melior 
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