The Swamp Mashing.
Kill it's Foul Beast that live in it
06-22-05
Led By:Junior Guardsman, Kal ShadowHand
Attended By:Watchman Vlad
Guardsman Recruit, Nashiem De'Monti
Guardsman Recruit, Judas
We left them barracks an' 'eaded ter em North Swamp, On the way thar was nay much en our way from getten thar. When we got thar we wer met roit away.
An' I der 'ave ter say et was nay easeh knockin' them for them wer foitin' loik them 'ad a cause ter foit fer. Bu' ne'er the less we finished them orf an' moved forward till them nex' ones wanted some o' us.
Loik tha' ol' sayin' the Biggeh them come the 'arder them fall, An' fall them did fer we 'ad the Avatar watchen o'er us.
We wer loik an army o' one 'undred men strong, Every where we went we smited them loik flies on a dungpile.
We did indeed get our bumps an' bruises but nay matteh we 'ad ter move on, An move on we did. We foun' one o' them big blue slimy then's triin' ter 'hide by one o' them 'ouses so we went afteh et an'foun' ou' that 'e had one o' them big green thin's waiten fer us.
I swear them thin's be getten smarteh every day, Bu nay worries them fell loik them othehs did. Afteh takin' a lon' loo' aroun' an' loiken our 'andy work I called the ordeh ter 'eak back ter em Barracks. The group started wit five men stron' but ended up on the way ter em Barracks et was jess two o' us.
We collect over 6000 Gold peaces I gave Nashiem 1500 Gold peaces fer em job well done, I put the res' in em Militia Pile fer future needs. Them othehs will 'ave ter tal' ter Command abou' thar pay fer the 'elp.