Hunt to Ice
Guardsmen in attendance:
Junior Guardsmen, Kas Valentine (leading)
Watchman, RegdarJunior Kas walked through tha' doors an' asked meh if I was willin' t' go on an hunt with 'im. O'course bein' tha' brave man I am an' all I did agree straight away nay matter wha' tha' peril ( or 'ow cold i' was *Shivers whilst writing*.)
'E made one o' those magic blue thin's an' we jumped through i' t' go kick some sense in t' 'em ugly thin's tha' were lurkin' in tha' dungeon.
First o' all we 'ad t' kill 'em smaller thin's, such as 'em giant rats an' big frosty spiders, so t' make our way t' tha' bigger thin's a' tha' back. We did slaughter 'em small beasts with ease an' took all their money's for tha' funds.
Kicking some ugly buttsAs we moved in further an' deeper i' did get a lot colder, so Kas showed meh a little trick to 'elp meh get through i'.
That's right, clap yer hands and stomp yer feet!Now after tha' came tha' slightly 'arder part, 'em big fattys.
I beh sure one o' 'em tried t' sit on meh! *Mutters whilst he's sat down writing*. They do pack quite tha' punch aswell I must say, but jus' too slow fer meh an' Kas!. We knocked 'em t' tha' floor so 'ard they di' nay know wha' 'it 'im, either tha' or they jus' too dumb t' realise.
I swear he did try to crush me!
Disco time!So after wipin' tha' sweat off our selfs, an' o'course jiggin' t' our victory Kas said i' beh time t' move on. An' so we did. We 'eaded deeper an' deeper in t' tha' depths o' this place, untill sah stopped meh an' said we were goin' t' fight a large beast.
I stopped an' asked "'ow big exactly sah?" an' 'e replied "Nay tha' big Regdar". Pah, Nay tha' big?! I' was huge I say!
Good job i'm tha' brilliant fighter I am or I would nay beh writin' this report. *mumbles something under his breath*
Kas threw some o' 'is magic at i', an' I swung meh sword like a mad man. Tha' beast sure could take some 'its. T' beh 'onest i'm still amazed i' did nay knock us an' i' took a mighty long time t' knock I' face down, but o'course we did manage t' in tha' end.
Oh yeah, take that!Sah decided i' beh time t' 'ead back seen as we 'ad our bags full o' coins. 'e opened another blue magic thin' an' we jumped through i' an' came ou a' tha' barracks. Sah started t' give a speech an' after tha' 'e gave meh praise an' such fer bein' so good. We piled tha' gold up high an' Grined a' our work. I was than dismissed by Kas an' 'e wandered off t' tha' tavern fer a well earned rest.
Aww, he's proud o' me!Gold collected: around thirteen thousand coinsSigned,
Watchman Regdar.
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