Gūr jabatub lati huw gūr throkatuga ash Kobjunob eehr! Shum throku!
[i will tell you how i ate a Covian's ear! Great food!]
Ash, gūr sadaukug ash nashra ishi za "tjurcj" wibv za rahtz! Ti shum! gūr dehn grushatuga krak Kovnjunz! Ti ūk blagh! Harrh harrh! Nar smahrt lyijk uruki! Ti pagog! ŪK! Ash dajal kahn matat ash tark! Gūr, Xnath, Udrak agh Grim'zlog ūk ti shum! Atar za! Za uruki fitogat ŪK!
[First, i attacked a female in the church with rats! is great! i then beat five Covians! Are all weak! Harrh harrh! Not smart like orcs! Are stupid! ALL! A youth can kill a human! Me, Xnath, Udrak and Grim'zlog all are great! Know this! The orcs win, ALWAYS!]
Gūr dehn thrakat ash ffhat ash, thrakat gūrob krir agh krirat za tarkob eehr iz taob dur! Dehn THROKAT!
[i then take a fat one, take my chopper and chop the human's ear from it's head! Then eat!]
Za ti ūr whehn ash Kobjun illid thrakat gūrob eehr! Pagog illid!
[This is for when a Covian elf took my ear! Stupid elf!]
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